'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, except for a mouse;
The glow of the screen could be seen through the door,
A player grabbing a W, shouting “LET’S GO! ONCE MORE!”
While children were nestled all snug in their beds,
and visions of sugar plums danced in their heads;
This gamer was drinking their G FUEL instead!
All night playing RPGs and fighting the undead.
As they grab the tub sitting on their desk,
They see a new flavor after craning their neck;
The jolly G FUEL Sugar Plum flavor showed there on the label,
The sweet fruity candy taste meets the gamer’s appraisal!
Do not exceed recommended dose. Not intended by persons with a medical condition. Consult your physician before using this product if you are pregnant or nursing or taking any medication. Do not use if you have high blood pressure or heart problems or are considering becoming pregnant.